Beware of the Speedo!

May 22, 2011 at 9:46 am (Fashion Faux Pas) (, )

Its that time of year again, the time where we all start praying to the sun god in hopes of being gloriously tan! Tragically, so do a lot of others….

Last year we had the great pleasure (sarcasm) of seeing an older gent sporting the tiny little piece of spandex. He also had a glorious keg going on. This guy took his tanning seriously too! Wore the ever fabulous tanning goggles, lathered on the tanning oil and laid all spread out. Did we mention this was at the gym pool? Where children are present? This is so terribly wrong in so many ways! Those poor childrens eyes! Our poor eyes!

In an effort to find you a visual similar to what will forever be burned into our eyes we scoured the internet. Lets just say, if the local dude looked ANYTHING like the ones we found on the world wide web, we wouldn’t be blogging about this!

Off to spend some time with the sun and sadly the treadmill! Hopefully, there won’t be any creepiness, but know that we will surely let you know if there is!

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