It’s like we knew…

May 22, 2011 at 1:15 pm (Fashion Faux Pas)

The pool didn’t disappoint today! Yes there was a creeper. No he wasn’t quite at the same visual level of Mr Speedo Man but he took Creeper to another notch.

Picture this, walking out to the chairs and being stared at the whole way. Hearing a man’s voice, but not hearing any replies back. Still with us? Now picture him laying on the pool pump cover even though there’s tons of available chairs. On top of this he laid on his side, once he was done talking. Kind if get the feeling he liked the angle he had of the four girls soaking up the rays. And on top of all this, he was STILL wearing his socks and shoes!

Was he out to tan or out to creep? You be the judge.


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Beware of the Speedo!

May 22, 2011 at 9:46 am (Fashion Faux Pas) (, )

Its that time of year again, the time where we all start praying to the sun god in hopes of being gloriously tan! Tragically, so do a lot of others….

Last year we had the great pleasure (sarcasm) of seeing an older gent sporting the tiny little piece of spandex. He also had a glorious keg going on. This guy took his tanning seriously too! Wore the ever fabulous tanning goggles, lathered on the tanning oil and laid all spread out. Did we mention this was at the gym pool? Where children are present? This is so terribly wrong in so many ways! Those poor childrens eyes! Our poor eyes!

In an effort to find you a visual similar to what will forever be burned into our eyes we scoured the internet. Lets just say, if the local dude looked ANYTHING like the ones we found on the world wide web, we wouldn’t be blogging about this!

Off to spend some time with the sun and sadly the treadmill! Hopefully, there won’t be any creepiness, but know that we will surely let you know if there is!

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State fair type of people

May 22, 2011 at 5:12 am (Fashion Faux Pas)

Ok people, seriously, please look in a mirror BEFORE walking out your front door! There is no need to wear clothes with massive holes in them. Pick up a needle and thread or better yet, just don’t wear it!

Case in point, today I came across a lady wearing shorts that barely covered her rather large rear end. This is also not recommended, but I digress. Back to our subject. She had a large hole in said shorts, guess where? Yep, you guessed it, right on her rear! In case you were wondering, she had on white lace chonies.

This woman was not only a fashionista (sarcasm greatly implied) her and her husband are up for the parents of the year award. Whilst trying to go down the escalator their young daughter, couldn’t have even been a 2 year old, got scared. She ended up at top of the escalator as they headed down. Parents of the year didn’t seem to freaked out by it though. Gotta love it!

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