Please fasten your seatbelts

July 7, 2011 at 1:12 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , )

Some people haven’t a clue! This flight has the most “new” (or clueless) passengers I’ve ever seen. Haven’t had so many silly questions or seen so many things in ages.

The flight attendants when through their typical announcements before we took off. Did they not hear the lavatory is the SECOND door on the right? No joke, probably 5 people have tried to open the wrong door. One actually succeeded. Good thing the door that goes outside is on the other side!

And, do none of them remember 9/11? Forming a line next to the cockpit door doesn’t sit well. Yes, they looked absolutely, 100% harmless, but it’s still ill-advised.

Better finish up this glass of wine before I start yelling…


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Girls Weekend!

June 1, 2011 at 2:13 pm (Random) (, , , , )

Ok, what gives!?! It deleted the original post for this! ANYWAYS, this post was originally just to brag about the upcoming fun weekend. Now, we would like to direct your attention to google image searches. Any of you searched for something and had completely random images show up? Like images that seem to have NO relation to your search? All we can say is wow! That image will forever be burned into our eyes! Yikes!

Back to the bragging! We are heading to Palm Springs for a girls weekend and can’t hardly wait! The countdown has already begun! The plan: lounge in the pool, lounge by the pool, shop, drink mixed drinks-some fruity and catch up with each other! Doesn’t that sound grand?! Our questions to you are: where do you like to shop, eat and drink? We’re hitting up Cabazon Outlets. The rest is completely up in the air!

Now we pray that the image we saw on here we don’t see in real life!


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Dude, Where’s My Cane?

May 26, 2011 at 11:19 pm (Random) (, , )

So, woke up this morning with a horrible pain coming from my left toes. The kind of annoyance that makes you hobble around. Ya know, that kind. Anyways, tried going about the day, all the while trying to cover up my gimpiness. Low and behold I’m checking out the toes tonight, since they still hurt, and they’re black and blue!

What the heck happened last night? Must’ve gotten in a fight with the covers! This is ridiculous! Have you ever had this happen to you? Please tell me I’m not the only one that can’t hurt themselves while sleeping!

Final tally:
Covers 1, Toes 0


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May 24, 2011 at 9:20 am (Health)

I wore the batteries out! Apparently I used it too much! Now what am I going to do?!

Ok, you sickos pull your head out of the gutter! I’m talking about the batteries in my scale! So my question to you is: How often do you weigh yourself? Once daily, weekly, monthly? Couple of times a day? Spill it!

Is there really anything wrong with weighing yourself at least once a day? Keeps in check doesn’t it? We all know that the scale varies drastically throughout the day and that you really should weigh yourself once a week so you don’t see all  the ups and downs. But really!?! Isn’t nice to check yourself?

What say you?

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Has this ever happened to you?

May 23, 2011 at 7:41 am (Annoyance)

Seriously a fax at 20 after 6 in the AM!!??!! Why do businesses do that? Do they really generate that much income from their spam faxes? It doesn’t matter if you’ve been up for hours or still sleeping, its just rude to fax at that hour of the day!

Feel like taping multiple blank pages together, feeding it into the fax machine and creating a solid loop. And then pressing send, to drive their fax machine crazy! Anyone done that? I have never have, but heard about the idea awhile back and think its pretty genius.

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It’s like we knew…

May 22, 2011 at 1:15 pm (Fashion Faux Pas)

The pool didn’t disappoint today! Yes there was a creeper. No he wasn’t quite at the same visual level of Mr Speedo Man but he took Creeper to another notch.

Picture this, walking out to the chairs and being stared at the whole way. Hearing a man’s voice, but not hearing any replies back. Still with us? Now picture him laying on the pool pump cover even though there’s tons of available chairs. On top of this he laid on his side, once he was done talking. Kind if get the feeling he liked the angle he had of the four girls soaking up the rays. And on top of all this, he was STILL wearing his socks and shoes!

Was he out to tan or out to creep? You be the judge.

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Beware of the Speedo!

May 22, 2011 at 9:46 am (Fashion Faux Pas) (, )

Its that time of year again, the time where we all start praying to the sun god in hopes of being gloriously tan! Tragically, so do a lot of others….

Last year we had the great pleasure (sarcasm) of seeing an older gent sporting the tiny little piece of spandex. He also had a glorious keg going on. This guy took his tanning seriously too! Wore the ever fabulous tanning goggles, lathered on the tanning oil and laid all spread out. Did we mention this was at the gym pool? Where children are present? This is so terribly wrong in so many ways! Those poor childrens eyes! Our poor eyes!

In an effort to find you a visual similar to what will forever be burned into our eyes we scoured the internet. Lets just say, if the local dude looked ANYTHING like the ones we found on the world wide web, we wouldn’t be blogging about this!

Off to spend some time with the sun and sadly the treadmill! Hopefully, there won’t be any creepiness, but know that we will surely let you know if there is!

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State fair type of people

May 22, 2011 at 5:12 am (Fashion Faux Pas)

Ok people, seriously, please look in a mirror BEFORE walking out your front door! There is no need to wear clothes with massive holes in them. Pick up a needle and thread or better yet, just don’t wear it!

Case in point, today I came across a lady wearing shorts that barely covered her rather large rear end. This is also not recommended, but I digress. Back to our subject. She had a large hole in said shorts, guess where? Yep, you guessed it, right on her rear! In case you were wondering, she had on white lace chonies.

This woman was not only a fashionista (sarcasm greatly implied) her and her husband are up for the parents of the year award. Whilst trying to go down the escalator their young daughter, couldn’t have even been a 2 year old, got scared. She ended up at top of the escalator as they headed down. Parents of the year didn’t seem to freaked out by it though. Gotta love it!

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